Potty Talk

Okay, so this might be a little gross...but if I don't write it down I will forget, and it's just too funny to forget.

On our recent trip to Chicago, Devin was screaming about something hurting. He was in his car seat and was tugging at his leg. Both boys had this funny conversation in the very back seat. Keep in mind, Luke was talking in a sweet, high-pitched voice....
Devin: Ahhhh! Owie, owie, it hurts!!
Luke: What's wrong Devin?
Devin: Oooooowwie!
Luke: Do you have diarrhea Devin?
Devin: No...
Luke: Did you have a hot toot?

UM?!!! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Later we asked Luke what a "hot toot" was and he said, "its when you toot and your bum gets really hot!"

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Boys were watching a cartoon...and Luke tooted (he does this often).
Devin: Luke, you poopy?

Just somethings Luke said that made us laugh...

While I was getting ready, the boys were playing in Luke's room...

Luke:: Mom, I made Devin's hair spikey!
Mom: Oh, are you doing his hair?
Luke: Yeah, with my tongue.
Mom: Uh, I hope you aren't licking him.
Luke: Well, I have to! To get his hair to poke up!

Luke sees an ant....

Luke: Uh, mom!!! We have an ant problem over here!!
Mom: It's okay, it's not a big deal.
Luke: But mom, I am just SO SICK OF ANTS!!!!!


Last night, Luke kept getting out of bed. He came in our room and started doing really weird things in the mirror, like putting his arms up and down, twisting and turning try to see every inch of his body.

Mom: Luke, what are you doing? Go get back in bed.
Luke: I can't! I am seeing sumtin.
Mom: Go get back in bed please.
Luke: I'm just checking to see if anything is broken.

While reading scriptures before bed the other night, we always ask Luke to listen for a certain word, to try to get him to pay attention.

Matt: Luke, what word do you want to listen for tonight?
Luke: Recycle, recycle recycle!
(Thank you Bob the Builder)

L.U.K.E.

Luke is one big, huge ball of energy and personality.

Luke: Mom, your new hair cut looks beauuutiful.

Luke: Did you know polar bears live under water?
Mom: I don't think they live underwater, but they do swim in the water huh? Where did you learn all about polar bears? (He's been talking about them frequently lately).
Luke: Oh well, I just know because I am getting big.
Mom: Did you do some research?
Luke: Yeah, I research everything. Like polar bears, if you want to watch a movie or listen to music. Or if you need to go to bed or eat....and play. And my best friend Emmett.

This morning

This morning Devin cried, Matt got him, put him in bed with us. Shortly after Luke joined us. I fed Devin, gave him his pacifier, hoping that I could get a little more shut eye. Devin pulls out his binkie right away....

Devin: Dadda

Luke: Shhhhhhhh!!! Dad is sleeping!

It was pretty cute.

Luke's funny saying of the day...

Mom (during the bedtime routine): Luke, you need to go potty before you go to bed.

Luke runs to the bathroom, pushes open the door.

Luke: Ahhh there's a big guy in there mom!!!!

Runs back into his bedroom, where I am.

Luke: Mom! I can't go pee because there is a BIG guy in there!


Maybe Matt should start locking the door. And stop scaring our child.



I thought this was funny and blog-worthy...Matt might disagree. :)

What I'm hearing right now....

"Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom. I want to play a game right now. Moooom, I want to watch Bob the Builder. Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom. Mom, I want to make stars (jell-o stars). Mom, (now in a song) I want to make staaarrsss! Mom, mom, moooooom I want to play church games! Mom, why don't you just chase me now? Mom, mom, mom, we need to look out for bad guys. Moooooommm they are trying to get us!!! MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM"

"Mom, mom, moooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm."

All the while he's climbing on me, poking me, kicking me (lightly).

This whole conversation (one-sided, by him) happened in 2 minutes while I was checking my email. And it's not even 8:30 am.

It's going to be a great day!

Gotta love this kid.